They called us crazy. “Who the hell do ya’ll think you are putting out a remix album when no one’s even heard the originals? It’s like you’ve got a death wish or something.”

Indeed we do.

Kill Ugly Remix brings you the future first; for medicinal purposes, of course. This release is not only a great idea… but a genius one- expect to hear head pounding rhymes over head nodding beats amongst head scratching cuts (‘scuse the pun) that will have you asking yourself one thing… “Why in gods name have I not tried to google these motherfrankers yet?”

Well, you better be a bit internet savvy for this release because you wont be finding it any record spot nor online jawn… yup, that’s right… this album will only be available at your local digital store. You know, iTunes, Rhapsody, etc?

Here’s another question you may be asking yourself…”Damn, son… why they wanna go and do that, love, huh?” Maybe this fun game of imagery will answer your puzzled mind: In a planet where skillfully designed websites are overshadowed by the glits and glam (and advertisement games) our beautiful Myspace has to offer; in a galaxy far, far away where iPods and pod people go hand in hand; an interstellar universe where if you lost internet connection for 3.4 seconds you’re soul will become ash and your skeletal frame will implode… there is only one means of connecting with the enslaved people of our generation.

Dexterously selecting a small group of PFM (not so) classics created in the past 5 years and gently laying them over the crispity crunchity new bangers by the man himself: DJ Manipulator, this special project was especially designed to cause some serious brainwashing reversal.

These two handsome devils are now working together to give to you what you’ve been asking for. Some of that what, what with a little bit of boom, boom, enough to keep your girlfriend happy. Manipulators cuts on Kite Crucifix Beyond: Valium1 told PFM that if he didn’t work with this guy soon… he would have to eat a jar of dill pickles and go to sleep. And never do music again. And although he loves dills and sleep, he couldn’t fathom the end of his musical “career”, so he killed 6 hamsters and 12 mechanical bulls (typical during a DJ Manipulator approval testing) and won the opportunity to bring you this rarity… this back to the future minus the Parkinson’s… yet multiplying the attention deficit dis… hey, look… a bird…